Dogs are great for TICKLING

This is my favourite abandoned min pin again being tickled by moi. He loves it. Heck, he deserves it!

His previous owners do not deserve to be gently tickled in a playful and loving way. They deserve to be crushed in the powerful metal claws of giant mechanical crabs.

Dogs have PERSONALITY!

Just because a dog is small, it doesn't mean that it won't have a BIG personality. Arfur here knows what he wants:

1. Total domination of the food bowl.

2. A soft towel to frolick with.

3. Your attention please!

See how happy he is right now? He has the food, the attention and he has spotted the fresh towel I am holding!

His previous owners should have bought more towels.

And been less RUBBISH.