Golden Retrievers are innocents!

See this lovely, gentle, innocent GR?

Which is worse?

a) Dumping your family pet of 8 years.

or

b) Spotting a sweet baby that has one leg in a cast and is holding candy and a rattle toy - then deliberately putting on a scary clown mask before racing over and snatching the candy out of the baby's innocent chubby hand - then stamping hard on the rattle so it breaks before the now weeping infant's eyes - then signing the cast 'Life Long Loser' - and then cackling hideously as you run away with your spoils, leaving the infant emotionally scared for life.

That's right, it's a. The golden retriever is being hurt by someone it has KNOWN AND LOVED.

Not a lion

This dog is HUMUNGOUS, golden, has 4 legs and a tail and has big teeth LIKE A LION. Thankfully he is NOT A LION, so when I was giving him his medicine in chicken yesterday he didn't eat my arm along with it, although I had to withdraw my pinkies pretty quickly as his mouth is enormous. His name is Victor, and he certainly is an OVERCOMER, as his evil former owner kept him and his mum and sister on a rooftop with no shelter, no exercise and no interaction with humans and yet HE IS STILL AFFECTIONATE and a SOFTIE; again, not like most lions, who would probably have POUNCED ON AND EATEN Victor's previous crummy owner. In this respect, it is a shame Victor is not a lion. Nom nom nom nom nom!