Another Puggy Pug Gets Pampered!

This PERFECT PUGGY PUG got adopted yesterday by a fine, upstanding, responsible human. Before that, he showed his potential for becoming a pampered pet by getting us to bathe and groom and generally fuss over him. Yes, indeed, in this picture I am actually tickling his neck, not in fact strangling him. That would be wrong.

Dogs are brilliantly MANIPULATIVE!

See how this puggy pug uses his awesome powers of manipulation to make you want to open the kennel dog and give him a squishy hug whilst going 'You're so cute' and 'It's O.K. baby puggly wuggly' (not that I am saying that I actually say that sort of thing). Dogs are BILLIANTLY MANIPULATIVE! Within seconds he was in my lap.

Puggy Pug Pugs!

A lot of pugs get abandoned, usually because the owners have either let them get so fat* that they cut off the blood circulation when you hold them on your lap, or because they have medical problems that the MALODOROUS OWNERS can't be bothered to get treated. This chap just needs eyedrops AND SOME LOVIN'. Look at this pug's gorgeous brown baubly eyes! Check out the tiny whiskers and squishy nose! This soft wrinkly-headed chap could melt the coldest of hearts, but apparently his last owner's heart was made of STONE.

* From being over-fed and under-walked.