Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Is it really wrong to shoot neglectful owners?
This lovely, tiny, fragile ball of fluff is 10. He has no teeth and a wonky jaw so he finds it hard to eat. So what did his previous owners do?
a) Take him to a vet and get the best possible care for him.
b) Dump him.
What would I like to do to those heartless people?
a) Feed them to the large meat-loving sturgeon at Ocean Park?
b) Push them into an erupting volcano which is about to spew red hot sizzling lava?
c) Force them to organise England's 2012 Olympic opening ceremony?
Yes, definitely C. A and B would be too quick.