A blog to rant about rubbish pet owners / abandoners and to simultaneously rave - with much gushing and CAPITALIZING - about dogs.
Saturday, August 2, 2008
Pitt Bulls vs Houdini
Another RAVE! Pitt bulls could easily become famous escapologists. In a contest between Houdini and this pitt bull currently at the Rescue, the pitt bull would win.
HOUDINI, famous American escape artist: Escapes from milk cans, chains, prisons, straight jackets, Chinese water torture devices and locked boxes. Escapology rating: 10. Cuteness rating: O. That hair parting is just wrong. Smugness rating: O. He died when someone punched him in the guts and did in his appendix. TRUDY, a pitt bull at the Rescue: Escapes from kennels, shut doors, tiny spaces between volunteer's legs and the kennel door' leashes and penned in areas. Cuteness rating: At least 9 Smugness rating: 10. See her SMUGGLY lying on the tumble dryer which is on the washing machine in the STAFF ROOM when she should be in her locked kennel?