Monday, August 4, 2008
Not a lion
This dog is HUMUNGOUS, golden, has 4 legs and a tail and has big teeth LIKE A LION. Thankfully he is NOT A LION, so when I was giving him his medicine in chicken yesterday he didn't eat my arm along with it, although I had to withdraw my pinkies pretty quickly as his mouth is enormous. His name is Victor, and he certainly is an OVERCOMER, as his evil former owner kept him and his mum and sister on a rooftop with no shelter, no exercise and no interaction with humans and yet HE IS STILL AFFECTIONATE and a SOFTIE; again, not like most lions, who would probably have POUNCED ON AND EATEN Victor's previous crummy owner. In this respect, it is a shame Victor is not a lion. Nom nom nom nom nom!